Walking Dead Finale Take-Down April 2016

image– Oh brother, a huge huge group that has never been seen before, even when our folks have been ranging around for supplies?
– Evil man who SAT IN HIS TRAILER the whole bring-them-in-and-scare-them period? Doing what, reading? And he and his clothes are really clean for some reason? They still have Tide?
– Our folks somehow panicked and ran though the woods to the EXACT spot where the evil folks had their main bad-setting camp?
– You killed my men, so I’m going to have to hurt you, so my first blow will be really hard straight down on your head, which actually would be expected to knock you out or kill you, making it so – in reality – you wouldn’t suffer. What?
– They stopped us with a roadblock of walkers! We’ve survived for months, we’re basically professional survivors, but let’s get out and look at the chained walkers in the most obvious ambush location known to man!
– The baseball bat is clearly brand-new, and so is the barbed-wire. Is the bad man making a new one each time or something? How, he found an old Sports Authority? How long’s THAT gonna last?
– How did they catch the RV guy so quick? hey just KNEW this was the time to …. activate the tractor beam? Use the Sky Hook? Turn on the Giant Aluminum-Siding Magnet?
– Maggie needs a doctor! But we’re trapped and all gonna die! Maybe we better drive back home? Nope! It’s Maggie, and we don’t want our future generations to be ugly!
– SCARY SLOW SLOW SLOW PACING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE WRITERS HAVE FINISHED COFFEE AND FIGURED OUT AN ENDING!.
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