Ways To Stop People Flying Drones Over The White House

– Pilot forced to “like” FAA on Facebook.

– Drone seized and used to fly charger cable to desperate Joe Biden.

– Secret Service trains bald eagles to fetch cold beer, watch for drones.

– Donald Trump lends air-defense team his 12,000-watt blow dryer.

– Kids taught that Michelle Obama loves to fly drones as part of a nutritious lunch.

– Pilot forced to explain to “Shark Tank” why K-Mart is still in business.

– White House “bounce-house-ized” with air pads and exorbitant prices.